The Profane Chef
Mostly from Too Old to Die Young (Dredger’s Lane Press, 2015)
Under the aegis of “public service” I share with the world my treasured culinary creations.
The green-bean casserole is the most revered. I’ve had friends ask me to prepare them for their families, to pass my work off as theirs. You should try it; it is life-changing.
So we have the Nuclear Green-Bean Casserole, White-Trash Macaroni, The Magnificent Bastard Sandwich, Cream-in-Your-Jeans Blueberry Cake, The Intergalatic Ass-Kicking Margarita, and a bonus track from the kitchen of Beatty Zimmerman, mother of Bob Dylan.
Bon appetit, dudes and dudettes!
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Sweet Willie’s Sub-Atomic Chili *
The Single Dad’s E-Z Cure-All Soup *
Solar Sex-Panel Breakfast Casserole *
The Magnificent Bastard Sandwich *
Cream-in-Your-Jeans Blueberry Cake
The Intergalactic Ass-Kicking Margarita
It’s All Right, Ma (I’m Only Baking): Banana Chocolate Chip Loaf Bread