The Profane Chef

Mostly from Too Old to Die Young  (Dredger’s Lane Press, 2015)

Under the aegis of “public service” I share with the world my treasured  culinary creations.

The green-bean casserole is the most revered. I’ve had friends ask me to prepare them for their families, to pass my work off as theirs. You should try it; it is life-changing.

So we have the Nuclear Green-Bean Casserole, White-Trash Macaroni, The Magnificent Bastard  Sandwich, Cream-in-Your-Jeans Blueberry Cake, The Intergalatic Ass-Kicking Margarita, and a bonus track from the kitchen of Beatty Zimmerman, mother of  Bob Dylan.

Bon appetit, dudes and dudettes!

Click for the recipes …

Sweet Willie’s Sub-Atomic Chili  *

Nuclear Green-Bean Casserole

The Single Dad’s E-Z Cure-All Soup *

White-Trash Macaroni

Solar Sex-Panel Breakfast Casserole *

The Magnificent Bastard Sandwich *

Pulverized Cookie Pancakes *

Cream-in-Your-Jeans Blueberry Cake

The Intergalactic Ass-Kicking Margarita 

It’s All Right, Ma (I’m Only Baking):  Banana Chocolate Chip Loaf Bread

 * The recipes for Sweet Willie’s Sub-Atomic Chili, the Solar Sex Panel Breakfast Casserole, the Single Dad’s E-Z Cure-All Soup, Pulverized Cookie Pancakes, and the Magnificent Bastard Sandwich do not appear in Too Old to Die Young.